Corams the Laughing Stock!

[Unregistered5-6-Dirtbag]

Question to all the fine folks out there in the fantasy land that we call Coram.

If I were a Dirt Bag who was only able to become chief because I was one of the few who wanted to be the crooks puppet and I decided to represent my department at another departments installation dinner by showing up in a hoodie and dressed like a total dirt bag and decided to park in a handicap spot with a handicap permit hanging from the rear view mirror of my chiefs vehicle, who would I be?

A - Corams 5-6-31
B - Kermit the Frog
C - Santa Clause

Part 2: Bonus Question: 2 Part Question!

If your recognized by the county to be handicapped, than how can you physically perform the duty of being a chief of a Fire District?

What's more important when becoming chief?

A - Being physically able to perform the duties of chief on the fire ground?
B - Having an EMT card even though the district has 24 hour paid paramedics
on duty
C - Being able to suck a mean pole

[Unregisteredwhat]

Wasn't the last 30 on 3/4 from the city???????

[Unregistered0987]

Geeze cant they at least buy a shirt and tie? what a disgrace

[Unregistered 111107]

Rumor has it 5-6-31 has been on medical from the FDNY then why dose he drive a chiefs truck and act like he's in charge when he can't respond. HELP

[joski]

who r the current coram chiefs

[Coram Firefighter]

who r the current coram chiefs

Van Johnson is the Cheif and commissioner???

[Unregistered43]

Van Johnson is the Cheif and commissioner???


IT IS SPELLED C-H-I-E-F IF YOU'RE GOING TO RAG ON SOMEONE ELSE.FIRST LEARN HOW TO FRIGGEN SPELL

[Unregistered&&&]

With all that is wrong with your damn fire department and your commenting on what looks like a typo....and you got the balls to make fun of someone else when you look like a jack ass yourself...and who are you anyway the freaking spell check police????

[Unregistered382]

With all that is wrong with your damn fire department and your commenting on what looks like a typo....and you got the balls to make fun of someone else when you look like a jack ass yourself...and who are you anyway the freaking spell check police????

I don't even belong to YOUR fire dept...I'm a tax payer who gets a thrill out of seeing your dept bring itself down...SOME brotherhood..I can't imagine WHY anyone would want to air their dirty laundry on this sight. Instead of taking the time to write CRAP in here TRY fixing the problem..For everyone of you that comments on this board....If you take HALF the time you spend on here and put it BACK into YOUR fire dept things might get better, but instead you all prefer to sit on your fat asses and point fingers...The commissioners, the chief, the officers AND the members all have a hand in how YOUR dept is functioning!!...think about that!!

(and YES I am the SPELL POLICE)

[Unregisteredsad]

Unfortunately the members can't do to much as if you go against the almighty greatest fireman in the world Van Johnson himself you some how need to be suspended or removed from the ranks. Funny how that works. You try to do the right thing and stand up for whats right and next thing you know your the Commissioners number 1 target. The commissioners have done a great job wit this department and should be really proud of themselves. It's no wonder why the pace has gone to hell. Keep buying new TVs for the bar or a hot tub for the gym. That will make things better and keep the tax payers safe right?

[JustBustingEm]

I don't even belong to YOUR fire dept...I'm a tax payer who gets a thrill out of seeing your dept bring itself down...SOME brotherhood..I can't imagine WHY anyone would want to air their dirty laundry on this sight. Instead of taking the time to write CRAP in here TRY fixing the problem..For everyone of you that comments on this board....If you take HALF the time you spend on here and put it BACK into YOUR fire dept things might get better, but instead you all prefer to sit on your fat asses and point fingers...The commissioners, the chief, the officers AND the members all have a hand in how YOUR dept is functioning!!...think about that!!

(and YES I am the SPELL POLICE)

Sorry dude, I just gotta do this after your last sentence... it's a SITE not a SIGHT. LOL, sorry but I had to do it. BTW - I agree with you as far as putting effort into the department.

[Unregistered53]

Sorry dude, I just gotta do this after your last sentence... it's a SITE not a SIGHT. LOL, sorry but I had to do it. BTW - I agree with you as far as putting effort into the department.


You know when I hit send, I saw it...atleast someone was able to catch MY mistake...I'm human..

[joski]

van johnson is a scum bag

[Unregisteredback]

back in black

[Unregisteredfunny]

very funny