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Suozzi's Autobiography
11-09-2007, 06:52 PM
Everyone pick a title............................................l ol
How bout Will o the Lisp?
Me Me Me
11-12-2007, 11:55 PM
"MINE Kampf"
suozzi book titles
11-13-2007, 11:44 AM
1. Roger (Corbin) and Me.
2. The 19.25% Solution: The Almost Making of a Governor
3. Planes, Trains, and Automobile Crashes.
4. Suozzi Horror Picture Show.
5. Fear and Loathing in Glen Cove
6. Portraits of Gera
7. Up from Neo-Liberalism.
8. Why Dukakis Should Have Won
9. God and Man in Mineola.
10. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Ham.
11. Running with Scissors and Paper
12. A Woman in Charge
13. All About Schmitt
14. Because My Daddy Said I Could
15. Profiles of Faux Courage
16. Mn Karl Kampf: Making of a Civil Service Commissioner.
17. The Vagina Monologue
# 18
How i put a COOK in charge of the Jail.
UnregisteredBoytoy123
11-13-2007, 05:27 PM
Why I love Dave Maheass.
MARK TWAIN LIVES
11-13-2007, 10:33 PM
18. The Diary of Anne Famigaletti
19. War and NO Peace
20. The Brible
Others for Suozzola
11-13-2007, 10:39 PM
21. The Adventures of Lgh Stiglitz
22. Lawrence of Mineola
23. J K LAsser's Guide to Taxing the SHit out of Taxpayers
24. Everything You Wanted to Know about Peter Sylver but were Afraid to Ask*
25. It Takes a Village Idiot
26. Plascti Surgery Made Simple
Book Lover
11-13-2007, 11:39 PM
27- I Did it My Way
28- Oops!
29- Would You Like to Swing on a Star, Carry Moonbeams Home in a Jar ?
30- Titanic Reduex
31- The Mirage
Rhett Butler
11-13-2007, 11:42 PM
32- Like Scarlet O'Hara, I'll Worry About it Tomorrow
Betty Crocker
11-13-2007, 11:44 PM
33- 101 Kool-Aid Recipes
hahahahehehe
11-14-2007, 12:00 AM
Lucky Lispe
This Thing of Ours
11-14-2007, 12:08 AM
34- Teflon Tommy
Julius Caesar
11-14-2007, 12:10 AM
35- Caligula- The Sequel
on the sale rack
11-14-2007, 08:41 AM
Jay, oh Jay, its Time to Wipe my Ass!!!
Bahama Mama
11-14-2007, 08:58 AM
This Way to Nassau, Mon
more suozzi titles
11-14-2007, 01:23 PM
33. The Naked Lunch (at the Garden City Hotel)
34. Other Voices, Other Room 910s.
35. How Sylver Got His Groove Back.
36. Young Lorna Goodman-Brown
37. The Little Steamroller That Could
38. Suozz Wars Episode 4: A New Dope
39. Illegal Alien
40. Illegal Aliens
41. License to Drive
J Ceasar
11-14-2007, 01:30 PM
42. Fiddler on the Roof of One West Street.
No Borders Bookstore
11-14-2007, 03:50 PM
42. The Sixty Second Executive
43. Romeo and Gerard
44. The Five People You'll Meet in Room 910
45. The Unabridged Suozzi DICKtionary
Chapter
11-14-2007, 07:26 PM
His autobiography could be called
Grafters & Corruption in Nassau County from 2001-2009
Dont Buy Another Vote, I Wont Pay For A Landslide
Chapter and Verse
11-14-2007, 08:09 PM
42. Tender is the Night (The Jay Jacobs Story, even tho Jay isnt his real name and you cant find him on PeopleFinders)
43. Lorna Doone
44. Love Story (with a foreword by Craig Love and Melinda Stockwell)
45. My Diane
46. Jack Gallagher;s Bag of tricks and Dicks
Red Red Wine
11-14-2007, 08:19 PM
47. All about naevus flammeus
Brush Up Your Shakespeare
11-15-2007, 07:32 PM
Title- "Don't Bore Me with the Details"
Yea Yea
11-15-2007, 07:35 PM
Title- "A Gimmick A Day...."
or "Meet the New Tom... Same as the Old Tom" -The Who.
HoHoHo
11-15-2007, 07:57 PM
Title- "Life in the Fast Lane"
Unregistered11111111111
11-15-2007, 08:06 PM
title: How I duped the County
new one
11-15-2007, 10:23 PM
how bout
#50 9,10 A big fat hen.............lol
Unregistered 1116
11-16-2007, 09:17 PM
"You can fool some of the people some of the time ..."
"What I want to be when I grow up"
Tito Title
11-16-2007, 11:06 PM
Autobiography Title- "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
Served
11-17-2007, 08:29 AM
1. Stuck Up in Glen Cove.
2. My Life as a Douchebag.
3. Growing up in Roosevelt - and Living to Tell About It.
4. I am a Gay-American.
5. My Way or the Highway.
Orwell
11-17-2007, 08:30 AM
Autobiography Title- "The Greatest Story Ever Told".
Nassau Animal Farm. From "Four Legs Good- Two Legs Bad" to "Four Legs Good - Two Legs Better".
Back to the Future - how to rescue a county from Bankruptcy, then do everything the other guy did and ruin it
(Democratic) Party like it's (Republican Party) 1999
Yea Yea
11-19-2007, 09:30 PM
51- "How Eric Naughton Cleaned Me & JJ's Clock"
Eric Naughton Author
11-19-2007, 10:29 PM
52 - Don't Get Mad, Get Even
Suozzi Book Titles
11-19-2007, 11:15 PM
53. The Naughton Anthology of Tom Suozzi's Shortcomings.
54. Uncle Tom's County
55. White Men Can't Count: How Eric Naugthon and the Chinese Intern Saved Nassau County From Fiscal Ruin, Again.
56. The AutoBiography of Naughton X: How I Whooped Tom Suozzi's Ass
Unregistered415
11-20-2007, 05:43 AM
57. how to lay an egg in three easy steps
Unregistered#58
11-20-2007, 07:39 AM
My heart belongs to daddy
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