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Carlos
06-09-2003, 06:41 PM
It is reported tonight that military personnel in Iraq have run out of places in which to search for WMD. Red faced Army brass sheepishly told CNN that they believe the jig is up and it's time to admit it.

NYURepublican
06-09-2003, 06:54 PM
Alright, ya got us. We never should've gone in. Boys, call Saddam back, we can probably have our troops cleared out by next week. Get Uday and Qusay out of exile, we can the troops work on spritzing up thr rape rooms good as new. By the way, get to work on refurbishing those mobile weapons trucks that weren't created to produce those bio-weapons Saddam had no intention of using, he'll want to have those back. And while we're at it, round up all those kids we freed from that prison who were there because thr parents wouldn't join the Ba'ath party. Oh, and send a few tens of thousands of dollars to Hamas to make up for the the checks they haven't been getting ever since Saddam was ousted. Sorry about all that. Edited by: NYURepublican at: 6/9/03 11:25 pm

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