It's Monday 9am - Do you where Tom Suozzi is?

1. Working feverishly on his school consolidation/purchasing plan.

2. Finding ways on how to use $7000 Gateway Plasma TV.

3. Searching ANY newspaper with a positive comment about him.

4. Reading the book his wife bought him: Nassau Politics for Dummies.

5. Roaming the Home Depot parking lots for illegals to landscape his Glen Cove home.

6. Collecting deposit cans on recycling day from his neighbor's driveways to pay the taxes.

he could get in trouble collecting cans - that's how the homeless guys survive since there is no place for them to get real help and a place to sleep that's not dangerous. We should have let them be along the parkways.

laughing at his own jokes on gawker.com

Help Denny Dunne write his victory speech when he defeats Carolyn McCarthy :D

and/or

Become a messenger at Hempstead Town Hall for Kate Murray.
This would require a voter registration change. Is Tom willing to
go the extra mile?

[h.r. with Nassau]

hell drive a cab for Larry or drive a limo for Kenny :lol: