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[Indy Truth]

Betty Peragine was elected Indy Chair yesterday. Kumar is Execuitve Director.

Bobby Kumar will destroy the Independence Party. Note the date and time of this prediction. It will come true.

I knew he was good for something.

[Just the facts Ma'am]

Dateline: Nassau County New York.

In a shocking development in the world of politics, the Nassau County Independance party was kidnapped from a mall parking lot. Accordingly to ficticious reports from unreliable sources, the party was grabbed by two non-existance males, and thown into the back of an imaginary white van. The non-existant van was rumored to have then proceeded in no known direction, to a non-existant and undisclosed location. Authorities expect that the nonoccurance will end in two or three days, when the party will re-emerge to then tell its false story to the police, who will refuse to believe it.

Current developments will be posted as they fail to occur.

Dateline: Nassau County New York.

In a shocking development in the world of politics, the Nassau County Independance party was kidnapped from a mall parking lot. Accordingly to ficticious reports from unreliable sources, the party was grabbed by two non-existance males, and thown into the back of an imaginary white van. The non-existant van was rumored to have then proceeded in no known direction, to a non-existant and undisclosed location. Authorities expect that the nonoccurance will end in two or three days, when the party will re-emerge to then tell its false story to the police, who will refuse to believe it.

Current developments will be posted as they fail to occur.

Funny...

You know what's even funnier? Kumar claims the two guys who abducted him were African-American. Then the idiots in the legislature, including Corbin and Abrahams put him back on the NHCC Board (which services primarily the minority community) after he has just insulted some of the very people he is supposed to be helping. Have they no shame?

Sam Preliou who was on the NHCC Board wouldn't even talk to the little bigot again. Sam was a man. Roger and Kevan could learn a lot from Sam, a true stand-up guy.

What a bunch of first class whores this legislature is.

[Robert Graves]

Dateline: Nassau County New York.

In a shocking development in the world of politics, the Nassau County Independance party was kidnapped from a mall parking lot. Accordingly to ficticious reports from unreliable sources, the party was grabbed by two non-existance males, and thown into the back of an imaginary white van. The non-existant van was rumored to have then proceeded in no known direction, to a non-existant and undisclosed location. Authorities expect that the nonoccurance will end in two or three days, when the party will re-emerge to then tell its false story to the police, who will refuse to believe it.

Current developments will be posted as they fail to occur.


Funny...

You know what's even funnier? Kumar claims the two guys who abducted him were African-American. Then the idiots in the legislature, including Corbin and Abrahams put him back on the NHCC Board (which services primarily the minority community) after he has just insulted some of the very people he is supposed to be helping. Have they no shame?

Sam Preliou who was on the NHCC Board wouldn't even talk to the little bigot again. Sam was a man. Roger and Kevan could learn a lot from Sam, a true stand-up guy.

What a bunch of first class whores this legislature is.

In the words of King Herod: "Trust NO ONE!"

PS: If you read the kidnapping report the Bobby Kumar claimed the two men of color who kidnapped him were named Corbin and Abraham. The police complaint goes on to say that a white woman named Altmann raped him during the abduction in progress.

:twisted: