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BWAAAAH!
06-13-2006, 08:57 PM
You have to understand these are people who are looking for easy money and other assorted handouts. It's not like they're out there looking for a honest to goodness job or volunteering thr time to the community at large. Nope, thr a bunch of government subsidized beggers, bums, druggies, drunks, illegal aliens and ho's who just don't know when to stop having babies. Like the staff is going to move any faster for this population. Think again it's never going to happen.

COUNTY OF NASSAU
DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES
60 Charles Lindbergh Boulevard
Suite 240

Commissioner’s Directive – 001-06

To: All Directors, AD's and Supervisors:

A quick review of the lobby waiting times on any day will show a large number of individuals still waiting for service up to 3, 4 and even 5+ hours. This is clearly unacceptable and needs to be corrected immediately.

Lobby traffic issues can be improved 95% by more effectively managing the waiting times for our clients. While I understand there are other issues that need to be addressed regarding the application and appointment processes for our customers, the first step is to eliminate the inordinate waiting times. Therefore, effective immediately:

1. As part of thr responsibilities, each Supervisor and Assistant Director must regularly check the Status Tracking System throughout the day to review the waiting times for clients.

2. Some clients may remain listed for excessive waiting times because workers have not closed out the pending activities. Please remind all staff to update activities on the Status Tracking System, at the time of completion, so we have a realistic assessment of which clients are in fact still waiting for excessive periods of time in the application and evaluation process.

3. Supervisors, AD's and Directors are all responsible to regularly monitor the Status Tracking System and insure that all clients listed as waiting more than 2 hours will be automatically reviewed with regard to a status check.

Management leadership (i.e., supervisors, AD's and Directors) are all accountable for non-compliance by any staff in thr areas. If as a team we together continue to keep a constant check on the waiting times, then we will together as a team ease the lobby traffic flow and more quickly finalize our client activities.

Let’s eliminate this problem of excessive waiting times for people – we all know it’s a situation that none of us would tolerate in our own lives.

Many thanks for your cooperation.



June 13, 2006

WE NEED BOB
06-13-2006, 09:10 PM
BRING SHERMAN BACK

Robert Sherman Educator
06-13-2006, 11:16 PM
BRING SHERMAN BACK

I'm busy teaching my course at NCC for the summer. I'm pulling down big bucks working per diem. The school board has already pitched me on teaching some courses for this upcoming fall semester. I'm seriously pondering (which btw gives me one heck of a headache) teaching fulltime to the educationally starved students of Nassau County. I'll get back to you on all the incidentals should I undertake this mighty endevor.

Mr. Blackwell
06-14-2006, 10:51 PM
At l John Imhoff recognizes a serious issue when he spots one.

All Bob S. did was hunker down and hide from the masses. They do say, those that can do...do, those who can't ..teach.

As for making folks comfortable while waiting, see the attached memo.



To : Those that seek my help
From : Mary Curtiss Phd.

RE : Waiting room etiquite.


Because customer satisfaction is our number one goal, I will be forming the 'Flying Curtisettes' a group of handpicked DSS employess who will be dressed in tube tops and hot pants. The FC's (Flying Curtisettes) will offer sodas, left over hotdogs (from the Buffalo rally) and an al a carte menu of services ranging from job training to methadone treatment.

I will personally lead the first mission in the Blackwell designed hummmm dinger get up. Don't be checking out my legs.


Please see the position qualifications by visiting the Nassau County Website. We are an equal opportunity employer which means you can't live in Nassau and possess an IQ of over 90 to qualify.

Mr. Queue
06-15-2006, 05:36 PM
Queuing Theory is an amazing thing.

You find out that you don't have enough people servicing the channels and that you have fundamentally weak processes and lack of an automated database for your applications.

Solution - buy more of those buffalo hot dogs from the homeless who have scavanged them up during TRS's rally. A great idea offered elsewhere on this web site. Then the 5 hour queue will haver contented clients willing to wait another two.

06-15-2006, 06:10 PM
Change the name to " No Wrong Door, Just a Long Line"

JonnyCakes
06-15-2006, 07:47 PM
Change the name to " No Wrong Door, Just a Long Line"

That's a F'ing great line!

Ralphie Olive
06-15-2006, 11:26 PM
Hey
Ya miss me?

If I was there, quite a few of the younger
woul'd be unhappy with the wait

Cos I'd be hittin on them every smoke break!!

%$#@ smokn'

ralphie Olive 2
06-20-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm still a pervert

but at l I know it

Jonny split chest really had a dik enlarge

John Imhof PhD
06-21-2006, 04:30 PM
I am still working feverishly to see to it that the indigent are seen within 20 minutes of arriving at the Uniondale office. I am personally overseng that the indigent are given ample cash, Food Stamps and medical coverage immediately but there's one catch they must be alert and breathing inorder to recve such benefits. We must weed out the fraud to ensure that the dead do not apply for benefits they are not entitled to. I'm off to a meeting about fraud and will get to the bottom of why dead people are redeeming cash, Food Stamp and medical benefits.