Desperate C/O'S are now selling body parts for money

It's a free for all, Get your licks in fellas!!!!

i have a slightly used galblatter for sale thank you

will you take a sick day for it .......enough ? I have one word for you.... Thank you.

i have a slightly used galblatter for sale thank you

mmmm mmmm Tastes like CHICKEN :shock: :shock:

i have a slightly used galblatter for sale thank you

mmmm mmmm Tastes like CHICKEN :shock: :shock:

very funny very funny... Hey, how much for my kidney, I have two of them.

i have a slightly used galblatter for sale thank you

mmmm mmmm Tastes like CHICKEN :shock: :shock:

very funny very funny... Hey, how much for my kidney, I have two of them.

Dont tell capt. caveman, he'll sell his rent a wife for parts

It's a free for all, Get your licks in fellas!!!!

you guys are off the hook ,yo!!

Do you get more for the Gall Bladder whole, or is it worth more if you sell it stone by stone?

I hear the street value is the same as one new Viking Oven.

You guys aren't very pfunny.

This Thread is like Disneyland for adults. It rules.

It's like Disneyland for some. For others, it's like scratching your sack with a cheese grater :shock:

Well at least you know the kidneys are good. Obviously they've probably never suffered from dehydration. The trigger fingers look a little rusty though.

It's all fun and games till someone loses a Gallbladder

What some people will do for attention, my god , gallbladder surgery. Cmon

[Dazed]

I am confused who is this about? Whats up with the gallbladder chat?

http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/stimpy.gif

No more raw meat for me...

[What about the dogfood?]

I can't believe this thread made it this far...

If I hadn't had both my gal bladders removed I would sell one and bank the other, damn my hands are itchy. :twisted: :twisted:

[B.I.G]

[quote="Anonymous"]http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/blammo/nicklo/nimages/stimpy.gif

I heard vito is responsible for the gallbladder!! :D :D :D :shock:

I have a brain I have not used for ten years (low miles). Starting bid is 20 bucks!!!!!

[B.I.G. Fan]

B.I.G. is my homie. This thread is off the hizzie.. I'm lovin it like Mickey[/size] [size=24]"D"s

Big Buckin' Chicken

Think thats bad---one time I had my gall bladder taken out, and 3 more grew back........PAHHHHHH

"...a Red Rider BB gun? You'll shoot your gall bladder out, kid"!

I can't believe this is up to three pages...

[B.I.G.]

"...a Red Rider BB gun? You'll shoot your gall bladder out, kid"!

I'll Triple dog dare you to get your gallbladder out. Damn- I was just kidding.

Hey, Does it make him less of a man now :?: :?: :shock:

I can't believe this is up to three pages...

HEY, ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH, YOU'VE GONE TOOOO DAMN FAR, I'M GOING OUT FRONT WITH THIS!!!!!! NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT SWEATER :cry: :cry: OH SILLY ME, IT'S NEXT TO MY GALLBLADDER

Does gallbladder have one L or two?? Thank You

Lets have a Gallbladder out. sick out! :twisted: [/b]

I'll go $25.00 for the brain.

hey, isnt your gallbladder a stones throw from your liver :roll:

We are a sad demented bunch, but damn this is fun. This thread is like crack, I need my hit , I need my hit , I need my hit. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :evil: :twisted:

We are a sad demented bunch, but damn this is fun. This thread is like crack, I need my hit , I need my hit , I need my hit. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :evil: :twisted:

hey, isnt your gallbladder a stones throw from your liver :roll:

Best quote yet

[B.I.G.]

hey, isnt your gallbladder a stones throw from your liver :roll:

Best quote yet
THANK YOU :D :D :D :D

B.I.G. That is some funny stuff. This is the best thread ever.
Mickey "D" is bad for the ? U know the rest. :?

[ENUFF

[I eat cheesecake]

When the surgeon removes a gall bladder packed with stones, does he consider it a "good catch"?

I'll give you $25.33 for the brain ------------- and I'll throw in my gallbladder, if you take it out for me

[President Gallbladder]

Letter from the desk of President Gallbladder Your Gallbladder wants You all to donate up all our gallbladders to show we mean something or other to someone. He is behind us 100% however he will not be participating in any manner. Oh yeah! of course he will pretend he doesn't know any thing about this should any one ask. Ok! By the way the Union will not be sending you a fruit basket they cost way too much and that money is better spent selling you out to the last administration. love and fond wishes Your Gallbladder. If you should need me at this time of crisis please don't call, I won't call back as usual for I will be at the local all you can eat, with a do not disturb sign on the Door......Remember to minimize my Involvement hummmm? what do gallbladder taste like can they be deepfried?

Letter from the desk of President Gallbladder Your Gallbladder wants You all to donate up all our gallbladders to show we mean something or other to someone. He is behind us 100% however he will not be participating in any manner. Oh yeah! of course he will pretend he doesn't know any thing about this should any one ask. Ok! By the way the Union will not be sending you a fruit basket they cost way too much and that money is better spent selling you out to the last administration. love and fond wishes Your Gallbladder. If you should need me at this time of crisis please don't call, I won't call back as usual for I will be at the local all you can eat, with a do not disturb sign on the Door......Remember to minimize my Involvement hummmm? what do gallbladder taste like can they be deepfried?
Like BK Chicken

[B.I.G]

Letter to Prez. Gallbladder from the people... You must be off your meds, or is the chin strap too tight on your helmet, cause I think the blood flow to your tiny brain is severely restricted. You sound alot like the typical jack@&& that has been bashing our Union . Jump on board with the winning team and lets win one for the membership. Otherwise, keep banging your head in the padded room screaming for Bugs Bunny to give you some of his carrots. thats all folks Oh.. get off this thread and go bitch somewhere else. I need to go stalk, I mean, see a girl at Burger King. haha :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[B.I.G]

Letter to Prez. Gallbladder from the people... You must be off your meds, or is the chin strap too tight on your helmet, cause I think the blood flow to your tiny brain is severely restricted. You sound alot like the typical jack@&& that has been bashing our Union . Jump on board with the winning team and lets win one for the membership. Otherwise, keep banging your head in the padded room screaming for Bugs Bunny to give you some of his carrots. thats all folks Oh.. get off this thread and go bitch somewhere else. I need to go stalk, I mean, see a girl at Burger King. haha :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

you only need to post it once phenning.

you only need to post it once phenning.

If you're going to post a name here, why not post your own?

Someone, quick...smell my new gall-skin sweater!

[Drooping Lip]

When the surgeon removes a gall bladder packed with stones, does he consider it a "good catch"?


We have a new winner.. This is now the BEST post.

When the surgeon removes a gall bladder packed with stones, does he consider it a "good catch"?


We have a new winner.. This is now the BEST post.

Sorry
BIG

This must be a yaphank thing. Riverhead boys no nothing about gall bladders.

Five pages...this is unreal.

I heard our boy's going to be Mr. June on the gall bladder calendar. You ever see a gall bladder in a speedo? Sexxxxxxxxy!

This must be a yaphank thing. Riverhead boys no nothing about gall bladders.

Don't worry Riverhead we didnt forget our Boys. In Yap. guy's without Gall badders are in. I mean gall bladderless men are hooking up left and right...Hmmm...let me rethink that ??? Most of them. There is this one stud who is really a great catch. Just ask his SCUBA instructor. He loves Cheesecake & Dog food soo much that it cost him his Gall Bladder.

They Call Me "D"
ENUFF ALREADY

you only need to post it once phenning.

eeeehh pfonzie COME ON!!! COME ON !! KNOCK IT OFF!!

This just in: statistics show it's easier to lose your gall bladder than it is to lose your virginity. Who knew?

[Holding pen muscle]

This must be a yaphank thing. Riverhead boys no nothing about gall bladders.

Here at the 'head, we take out g-bladders out with our bare hands, in between court runs. We got it like that, no pain meds or anesthesia like you wimpy farm boys need.

Of course, I've still got mine. My bad knee keeps me from taking part in such activities, as tough as I am.

ok, who is the guy who supposedly had his gall bladder removed? i'm thinking he's a yap c.o?

is it the same guy who's name was changed to "protect the idiot" ?

dont pmess with me..Ill pfucj you up

This must be a yaphank thing. Riverhead boys no nothing about gall bladders.

Here at the 'head, we take out g-bladders out with our bare hands, in between court runs. We got it like that, no pain meds or anesthesia like you wimpy farm boys need.

Of course, I've still got mine. My bad knee keeps me from taking part in such activities, as tough as I am.

Plastic knee, plastic face...we have our village idiots here at the head too.

[Gallbladder revolt]

Vito has organized a Gallbladder revolt. All members will be expected to have their Gall bladders out on this Tuesday and he can not be held accountable. Think of how much this we cost the County and we will all have a "ROCK" solid medical excuse for MEU. Your Union President stands behind you 100% however he we keep his Gallbladder since it aids in digestion and he feels he can better represent us all at the all you can eat buffet demonstration this week. So don't be a Gallbladder and see you all at the March this week this is larger than that Gallstone Veto.

Gas is expected to go well over 3 dollars a gallon over this Easter weekend. The Price is currently $3.06 at most Gas station on the Island and that is for the low grade 87 unleaded. A barrel of crude oil unrefined is 70.dollars' up from 40. dollars a barrel. Prices are rumored to rise to four dollars a gallon over this Summer! This will of course raise prices of all Goods and Services . Still we still have NO CONTRACT! However the cost of Gall Bladder however have remained unchanged ,But this just in I saved allot of money by having my Gallbladder out. One word THANK YOU. I'll have the Big bucking chicken with mango salsa

[cavemendoexist]

It's roast duck with mango salsa.
The bucking chicken is Burger King.


If you're TRYING to be funny at least get it right..............

So simple, even a stalker can do it.

[Pain in the arse]

This whole site is a pain in the arse. Everyone has an opinion, some people are actually on here trying to make sense of these situations, others are on here to rake up the mud, open old wounds, and make everyone continue to piss and moan. We should all get off this site.

This whole site is a pain in the arse. Everyone has an opinion, some people are actually on here trying to make sense of these situations, others are on here to rake up the mud, open old wounds, and make everyone continue to piss and moan. We should all get off this site.

Ok skippy....don't come here then...................just stay off the computer and touch the desk

7 PAGES AND GOING STRONG keep the licks coming, this is some funny crap :D :twisted:

[Mr G-Bladder]

seven pages about me me me, I am important after all. They like me, they really like me. Oh what a wonderful feeling. Just when I thought it was me and the sweater. I have all of you. happy happy joy joy.

[Mr.lH Rhoid]

seven pages about me me me, I am important after all. They like me, they really like me. Oh what a wonderful feeling. Just when I thought it was me and the sweater. I have all of you. happy happy joy joy. Mr. g. bladder what can we get for a jar of hemrhoids these days it is cheaper to sell them rather then sell g bladder. the cost of living is getting to the point to sell blood & a kidney the price for a kidney is a good deal I think it time to agree with you sell blood it is at least a double & its tax free. kee[p up jthe good work

what is this all about? and what exactly does a gall bladder do? can you really get money for them

[Open the Gate!]

The rebirth of a classic!
"This is your last warning" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Get on those gates paaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

[Gall Blatter Mania]

It's been awhile folks but I am here to say that fried, creamy foods are bad food me. Cheese cake has always been my favorite to share with someone special.

[N/C C.O.]

I love this rant im gonna try this in nassau but with ball bags

[Unregiregi]

"What about the dog food"?
"Dog fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood"!
You don't know, you weren't there.

[Gall Bladder Mania]

Why me? No more cheesecake, no more BK Bucking Chicken, A Broken ladder, a Sports car that I paid $15,000 and I haven't had a relations since President Clinton's first term. At least I'm still a go to guy.
Enough already Zorba!

[Gary G. B.]

Enough Already. I am going to look at my expensive stove and cook me a nice dinner in the garage on my Foreman Grill. Of course my meal will be low in fat, nothing creamy and a serving size for one.

[Unregisteredinkadink]

cobblestone and piano wire

[cobblestones]

hey sitler can i trade you my vette for your stalking van........

[cobblestones]

that van would come in handy in my line of work.......hey.......you dont know!!!!!

[cobblestones]

i could fit the sheriffs supply of dog foooooooooooooood !!!!!! in the van ! so what do you say sitler .wanna swap ?

[Unregistered 1006008]

I will let you borrow it, but just make sure there are no Purina crumbs left behind,Give it a good cleaning before its return.

[120 degrees F.]

I will let you borrow it, but just make sure there are no Purina crumbs left behind,Give it a good cleaning before its return.
Purina? You'd better look for blood and skin tissue, maybe a loose eyeball rolling around.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaal.
Now get out of my hot tub!

[Unregistered100608]

well what ever it is,just clean it out, would not want to attract any rat's!!!


shut the f#ck up.

lol

[Piano Wire]

well what ever it is,just clean it out, would not want to attract any rat's!!!


shut the f#ck up.

lol

Too late, the rats have already made it there...

[Gary G.B.]

I WANT AN EXPLANATION, I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION, You dont just share cheesecake with someone you dont care about. I am thinking about flying to Germany to buy a new Mercedes Benz, I hear it's cheaper that way.

Is this Mic ON? I'll be here all next week ladies and germs.
That's my shot at comedy. I guess Gall Bladders aren't funny, but you know who is the letter "D" and he's not even trying!

[Stones and Bones]

Gary! Good to have you back my friend. It's been a long while and you have been sorely missed. I hope you're follwing a healthy diet plan, exercising regularly, and keeping your weight (or stone count) down to a minimum.

Myself, I've been off the wagon for some time, eating cheesecakes left and right, morphing my body into different letters of the alphabet, using centrifical (sp?) force for movement...it's all good. I am now constructing a den in a small compartment 10 feet below by basement floor for my special dates, it state of the art and soundproof so I won't disturb my neighbors.

Stay in touch my friend, it has been lonely without you.

[I Love Hot Tubs]

Gary loves hot tubs.

[Unregisteredabc]

Do you really think GB knows what water is? I don't think he knows what soap is either! As greasy as he looks it's easy to see his fat ass hasn't seen either one in years!

[St. Nicolas]

Hey Gary you aint so bad. What Gary you want in the Hot Tub, No way. This Hot Tub only fits 2. I saw some cream of broccoli in the mess, you know what that does to you.
SHUT THE **** UP!!
LUV SANTA

[I Love Hot Tubs]

You like hot tubs paaaaaaaaal?
How about 120 degrees for three days paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
Now my electric bill is through the roof paaaaaaaaaaaaal.
Freeloading bum...learn how to work those buttons.

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!

[$forme]

just like a big pussy with a lisp.

[Unregistered $50 firm]

I Have A Big Toe For Sale, The Nail Is A Little Long And Green But Overall In Pretty Good Shape.

[lkhlkj]

Because it's green.... I'll bid $10.00...if it has toe jam $25.00 if not
We, could then turn around and sell it to that velvetta cheese guy for $60.00 and split it 30/30...whatcha think? maybe we can throw in a can of cheese wizz. That might entice him.