Tony's Song

[Billy Joel]

Sing to "Captain Jack"

Tuesday night and you're still hanging around
You're tired of working in your town board seat
You'd like to find a little job as the Sup...
For a while...
So you go to Westbury in your Italian suit
And you stare at the leaders and the vice chairmen
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile...
'Cause Captain Joe will get you high tonight
And make you the Supervisor
Captain Joe will get you by tonight
Just a little vote and you'll be smiling
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
Your staff's gone home, they're partying
And you just sit alone and plan your race
The phone is gonna ring soon, but you just don't know
You're getting screwed...
So you drive to the headquarters in your new Impala
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all...
But Captain Joe will get you high tonight
And take you to your special chair
Captain Joe will get you by tonight
Just a little vote and you'll be Supervisor
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
So you decide to plan a vacation
You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah but there's no place to go anyway
And what for...
You've got everything, but nothing's cool
Kate just found your career in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be getting that big job
Anymore...
'Cause Captain Joe will screw you tonight
And make you stay a councilman
Captain Joe will screw you tonight
Just a little vote and Kate'll be smiling
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah
So you play your albums and you stare into space
And you meet your chairman as he slaps your face
And still you're aching for the things you have not got
What went wrong...
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're forty-five and still your mother makes your bed
And that's too long...
'Cause Captain Jack has screwed you tonight
And took Kate to her brand new office
Captain Joe will get her by tonight
Just a little vote and she'll be smiling
Yeah, Captain Joe has screwed you tonight
Yeah, Captain Joe has screwed you tonight

[YO BILLY]

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF MOVIN OUT, AND IT SEEMS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME THAT TONY A IS SUCH A LOUT,THANK GOD THE G.O.P IS GETTING HIM OUT

[Tunes]

This song demonstartes two things

1. You have a great talent for writing and huomor
2 You have a troubling fascination with Tony Santino

[tHE Music Man]

Very creative, and accurate I might add.

Hey, what's up with Phil Guarneri for Clerk. There is no electricity going to THAT lightbulb.