Touch The Desk

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"aaahhh, that feels good. What a sexy desk. Now, I think I was discussing steroids?"

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"aaahhh, that feels good. What a sexy desk. Now, I think I was discussing steroids?"


WHERE'S THE MONGOLOID IDIOT?

Good work Forskinvestigator .....youve found the hand touching the desk with the broken wand, NOW, do you care to explain to Big Barry that it was YOU who broke it? Nah, didnt think so, and its not because the roids shriveled your sack, youve never had one .
No matter how much Dog face sniffs around the workout bench, you cant find what never was. At least all the punks that Demarco just made can count on each other , because they certainly arent gonna get any backing from the regular COs. Then again they wont need any help from us, they can crack the cases each other has been involved in, that should take them til reelection !!!!

Good work Forskinvestigator .....youve found the hand touching the desk with the broken wand, NOW, do you care to explain to Big Barry that it was YOU who broke it? Nah, didnt think so, and its not because the roids shriveled your sack, youve never had one .
No matter how much Dog face sniffs around the workout bench, you cant find what never was. At least all the punks that Demarco just made can count on each other , because they certainly arent gonna get any backing from the regular COs. Then again they wont need any help from us, they can crack the cases each other has been involved in, that should take them til reelection !!!!

..yeah, and as if Officer's are gonna back up some shmuck with stripes who writes up Officer's over nothing- uh-huh- he'll get lotsa respect. The guy shoulda just kept his mouth shut and thanked the test gods that it was his day. At least the other guy had the balls to PERSONALLY confront that p*ssy sergeant like a man. I'd feel physically threatened if I saw that head coming towards me in a narrow corridor, even pre-promotion head swelling....

wow! the bitterness, the futility, the animosity, gotta love it. no one has said it any better.

[guest 7]

Any deputy warden news.

Good work Forskinvestigator .....youve found the hand touching the desk with the broken wand, NOW, do you care to explain to Big Barry that it was YOU who broke it? Nah, didnt think so, and its not because the roids shriveled your sack, youve never had one .
No matter how much Dog face sniffs around the workout bench, you cant find what never was. At least all the punks that Demarco just made can count on each other , because they certainly arent gonna get any backing from the regular COs. Then again they wont need any help from us, they can crack the cases each other has been involved in, that should take them til reelection !!!!

..yeah, and as if Officer's are gonna back up some shmuck with stripes who writes up Officer's over nothing- uh-huh- he'll get lotsa respect. The guy shoulda just kept his mouth shut and thanked the test gods that it was his day. At least the other guy had the balls to PERSONALLY confront that p*ssy sergeant like a man. I'd feel physically threatened if I saw that head coming towards me in a narrow corridor, even pre-promotion head swelling....

So that means you condone the fact that when someone is way out of line.....as long as they confront people theyre YOURE kinda people......all I can say to that is.....start writing checks douchebag......and get your punk ass on the radar !!!

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..yeah, and as if Officer's are gonna back up some shmuck with stripes who writes up Officer's over nothing- uh-huh- he'll get lotsa respect. The guy shoulda just kept his mouth shut and thanked the test gods that it was his day. At least the other guy had the balls to PERSONALLY confront that p*ssy sergeant like a man. I'd feel physically threatened if I saw that head coming towards me in a narrow corridor, even pre-promotion head swelling....[/quote]

Well at least this particular Sgt passed the test because he studied hard and not because a particular Captian gave him a secret study guide (wink, wink). What happened with you, even with the answers you could'nt pass the test. Talk about a schumk. You're a stupid schmuck to boot!!!!

Studious little devil... so tell me - from your many years of experience with the SCSD - what exactly is the prescribed curriculum vitae, anyway?

And speaking of curriculums, I'm curious, what's Vito up to these days?

Vito is at the all you can eat buffet

Vito is at the all you can eat buffet
Don't think so He's sitting back and laughing his ASS off , cause all you assholes that voted for this LITTLE BASTERD . VItos been around for 23 years and he seen this comming. Thats why he backed the previous administration even though they had there flaws .If all the C/O's stop Bitching about the union and stand behind them and stand together the correctios department would b 800 members strong

Studious little devil... so tell me - from your many years of experience with the SCSD - what exactly is the prescribed curriculum vitae, anyway?

And speaking of curriculums, I'm curious, what's Vito up to these days?

If you really want to know whats on Vito's mind why don't you call him up and ask him. You aren't THAT stupid are you? I mean,to think he would bother to read this crap let alone respond to it on here. Now get back to strapping up with your adidas and get nakedus for your next traipsecus through the woodsicus, I believe that is your curriculum vitae .

F*ck the Union- every man for himself.

Sorry- no room for women and children in this troll's lifeboat...

F*ck the Union- every man for himself.

Sorry- no room for women and children in this troll's lifeboat...

How very typical

Vito is at the all you can eat buffet
Don't think so He's sitting back and laughing his ASS off , cause all you assholes that voted for this LITTLE BASTERD . VItos been around for 23 years and he seen this comming. Thats why he backed the previous administration even though they had there flaws .If all the C/O's stop Bitching about the union and stand behind them and stand together the correctios department would b 800 members strong

Obviously written by a man who sniff's glue.
Vito and his ilk never backed a winner in their lives.
They have led us down dead end roads after dead end roads.
Name 5 things he did that really meant anything to us.
It's always wait till next time,or we'll show them, then it's grab
your ankles, because Vito has an idea.
How about this one, " don't worry that we didn't get much of a
contract, I got you a " ME TOO CLAUSE"
It's over, I just want to finish my next 14 years here with out the
BS we get from our Union.
Say what you want about those other guys, but at least there
Union did something, They took over the whole show.

F*ck the Union- every man for himself.

Sorry- no room for women and children in this troll's lifeboat...

How very typical

Yes, it is- always has and always will be. Now get that hand off the desk and go count the foodcart.

[My Neck of the Woods]

The only thing even remotely perceived as a positive in ANY of our past contracts was the "ME TOO!" clause.

And I'm invoking it NOW... Yes, I, and all my brother officers, want it NOW... because...

"even though you've done all of that, I was hungry and you fed me not. I was naked and ye clothed me not. The children of my sons and daughters were in need of economic security, and you didn't provide for them." (Google that, my friendicus...)

Sorry, seemed appropriate.

You know, someday in the not too distant future, some little muscle bound C/O, somewhere, is going to dust off one of our old contracts, and say, "Wow, I can't believe all the stuff they used to have... look, this used to be a good job."

"Walk together, children." (?)

[Double DD]

Say what you want about those other guys, but at least there
Union did something, They took over the whole show.[/quote]


Who's Union you talking about, make no mistake about it sparky, their union got boned, Hopefully we don't get hit in the sh*ter as hard as they did!

[yeahrite]

hey ,everyone knows the c/o unions 1st priority is THEMSELVES !! they are a bunch of self serving hypocritical hacks. Make sure you do exactly as vito says, "or else" being a union lap dog isn't too bad either (sgt. touch the desk) the c/o's need to clean house and get fresh blood on the board if they want a future ! !

hey ,everyone knows the c/o unions 1st priority is THEMSELVES !! they are a bunch of self serving hypocritical hacks. Make sure you do exactly as vito says, "or else" being a union lap dog isn't too bad either (sgt. touch the desk) the c/o's need to clean house and get fresh blood on the board if they want a future ! !

Fresh blood----hmmm-----how about Bennett again---after he had his first meeting with Vito and asked about getting an investigator tin as a trade off to resign that a$$hole folded his tent and went away. Why, because he was in over his head and he knew it all along---he played the piper to the dancing fools who bought his sleight of hand. I thought for sure he would be an investigator by now for almost signlehandedly getting Demarco elected (just ask him). If fresh blood is needed then get someone to run ----hell, why dont YOU run? You seem to know what is needed to get ahead. I did notice you wrote if "they" want a future, guess you already got yours huh? I am happy for you for one thing, since Demarco is vertically challenged (politically correct), you could probably polish his shoes while polishing his rocket.

^^^^^
This sounds like the ramblings of your typical union-ite lackey. Guy, bringing up Bennett to make your point is useless, just like your redundant oral-sex references- what exactly is in that big head of yours? Why don't you do your favorite thing and bring up say....hmmm, oh...the Mahoney/Morris era?

They voted him in because the obnoxious, pompous, know-it-all they've since voted back in (gotta love C/O's) had to go, with his demeaning attitude and argumentative nature. Plus his views on gift-giving were totally out of line. Yes, Bennett was the wrong guy- but the problem was not only him.

Do us all a favor and stop being the spokesman for your 'horizontally' challenged friends. I realize there is more to talking than ordering from a menu but they can speak for themselves.

...and no, that is not a funhouse mirror in your bathroom, that IS the size of your head.

Go ahead...touch it...

Go ahead...touch it...

You know this touch the desk stuff is really not even funny anymore. Iknow that sgt. paces, and touches it etc.etc.........But Its just not funny anymore

Go ahead...touch it...

You know this touch the desk stuff is really not even funny anymore. Iknow that sgt. paces, and touches it etc.etc.........But Its just not funny anymore



OOOOOOOOOO TOUCH THE DESK TOUCH THE DESK

Go ahead...touch it...

You know this touch the desk stuff is really not even funny anymore. Iknow that sgt. paces, and touches it etc.etc.........But Its just not funny anymore

Lol- are you kidding? It's like f_cking having Rain Man up there. And what is up with that rocking back and forth thing? I go out to the lobby and I feel like we're having a f_cking earthquake or something.

[Double DD]

Ever since Mahonies Cronies left he's been a ship w/o a rudder, the man has lost all reason for living!!!!

Now thats some funny sh$$ right there!

i like the rain man reply that's got to be the best.......

[Funny Sh!t right der']

Funny Sh!t would be the look on the faces of the owners of the ALL - YOU - CAN - EAT - CHINESE - BUFFET when our Union Board walk in with fat a$$ , pantload , "political advisor" . . .

. . . I bet they here the age old - "you go now", "food all gone", "you go now", . . . "pwease stop dis eating"

[That was funny]

You were right, that was funny. That guy has the wierdest shaped body I have ever seen, big, huge, wide a$$ and the upper body dimensions of Olive Oil from the popeye cartoon. It's just ugly man !

[Hugh Jass]

Yes he my have a hugh ass but why were you looking ? The roids may have decrease your testies but your testosterone is apparently screaming for some kind of release. Lower your dose right now guy and hump your spotters leg. cause your ticking and displaying more quarks than a quasar little fellow.

In fact roid boy even shaved his head so he would look more like a penis. It must be because his shrunk to nothing. Keep up the good work there Investigator PenisBoy. You're the laughing stock of the department.

AND, once his head shrivels to the size of an actual penis, he's going to paint it red so his Dog Face workout partner goes into heat !!! DAMN I knew those roids would pay off sooner or later !!!!

If he's on roids then wtf are you on? I aint seen a head like that since Bourbon Street in N'awlins, and between that rocking to and fro and caressing furniture thing you got some serious side effects happening. Either that or you took some bad meat in that large can 'o yours...

Guy, you ever get the impression you're looking in a funhouse mirror when you shave?

Ever get frustrated that there aren't enough holes in the baseball hat strap to accomodate that shoulder boulder 'o yours?

Rumor has it that when 20th Century SchizROID Man asked Dog Face to "spot" when they were working out, the ECU team needed 2 bottles of bleach for the spotting--- :lol:

[Sully]

If you put that head on your union prez's body it would look normal/ or if you pulled that head out of his azz he would look normal. :D

Why are you twitching Stevie Boy?

He must be nervous, right?

If he wasnt , how come that road map of veins on his shiny head keep pulsing?

They look very intimidating , reminds me of the Star Trek episode with the 2 bald headed aliens, you know, the little fellas .

[monk]

Why are you twitching Stevie Boy?

Because they wish that they had his job, The dont have it and probably never will.

Lets not forget that they would never say this to his face either!

Now I'm not Steve's buddy, but atleast I dont take shots at him through the forums. He got his job, and thats that. Its how it is and always was. Get over it people, lets move on.

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Spawn hiding chicken shit.

Why are you twitching Stevie Boy?

Because they wish that they had his job, The dont have it and probably never will.

Lets not forget that they would never say this to his face either!

Now I'm not Steve's buddy, but atleast I dont take shots at him through the forums. He got his job, and thats that. Its how it is and always was. Get over it people, lets move on.

Lets not forget that most would never stoop so low as to kiss ass like a Hollywood whore to get a job. Penishead talks a tough game but drops to his knees with a snap of the thumb. Remember years ago at the Mahoney protest when little Stevie boy was crying to his big shot SCPD uncle. I mean talk about pathetic. Don't you have any self respect sonnyboy. I don't dislike you, I feel bad for you and that conga line of asskissers that walk along side you. I hope none of you feel you earned those jobs because you didn't. Remember the nerd in school who everyone laughed at, the crybaby who everyone made fun of. Well thats you stevie, dogface and the rest of you misfits. Enjoy your jobs. I'm sure you'll abuse the positions since none of you have any level of maturity. Just don't get caught making crank phone calls or breaking equipment in a vice. Pitiful

Spawn hiding chicken shit.

defending

Why are you twitching Stevie Boy?

Because they wish that they had his job, The dont have it and probably never will.

Lets not forget that they would never say this to his face either!

Now I'm not Steve's buddy, but atleast I dont take shots at him through the forums. He got his job, and thats that. Its how it is and always was. Get over it people, lets move on.

Lets not forget that most would never stoop so low as to kiss ass like a Hollywood whore to get a job. Penishead talks a tough game but drops to his knees with a snap of the thumb. Remember years ago at the Mahoney protest when little Stevie boy was crying to his big shot SCPD uncle. I mean talk about pathetic. Don't you have any self respect sonnyboy. I don't dislike you, I feel bad for you and that conga line of asskissers that walk along side you. I hope none of you feel you earned those jobs because you didn't. Remember the nerd in school who everyone laughed at, the crybaby who everyone made fun of. Well thats you stevie, dogface and the rest of you misfits. Enjoy your jobs. I'm sure you'll abuse the positions since none of you have any level of maturity. Just don't get caught making crank phone calls or breaking equipment in a vice. Pitiful

No, but I'm sure if you were offered a job you'd turn it down, right?

I think YOU are the nerd guy, you probably always got picked last, maybe because of that big head, so now you get back at those bullies by trashing people on the web. Classic case of a jealous dickhead with low self-esteem.

Dont say that...because then he might just.......

Dont say that...because then he might just.......

Break the pipe again ?

Why are you twitching Stevie Boy?

Because they wish that they had his job, The dont have it and probably never will.

Lets not forget that they would never say this to his face either!

Now I'm not Steve's buddy, but atleast I dont take shots at him through the forums. He got his job, and thats that. Its how it is and always was. Get over it people, lets move on.

Not Steves buddy, HAHAHAHAHAHA , stick to prank calls Jackie !!

And people would say it to his face, but then they would never be able to express themselves to him because they would be hypnotized by the pulsing veins in his shiny head. By the time they got " you scumbag....." outta their mouth they might be overtaken with the idea of planning their next cross country road trip .

If you do address it to his face, just make sure to address him with his proper title, some people are real sensitive to that sh|t and would write you up for it.......

Dont say that...because then he might just.......

Break the pipe again ?


Touch the desk

If you do address it to his face, just make sure to address him with his proper title, some people are real sensitive to that sh|t and would write you up for it.......


What?C/O1 investigator?....big deal!!!!!!

You know the sad thing is the these few investigators think that only a particular Sgt thinks they're morons. The true fact is that most of the department think they are useless. I mean come on now, look who these guys replaced. Mike F was probably one of the most professional Officers and I'm sure he did a great job dealing with other agencies. Replace him with Jack the wack. Replace a professional with a guy who is lucky to have his job because of crank calls. Yeah the wack is who I'd want dealing with other agencies.
Then you have this crybaby bald dick who thinks the world owes him a living. This guy actually thinks he deserves the job in Security. What a laugh. I mean he probably does hold the record for abusing his lunch break more than anyone else. Maybe it was based on that. I'm not quite sure how these guys walk around the building and look at other Officers knowing how much of a whore they are. Tough guys who are the first to get on their knees to kiss some dick when they think it will get them a better job. Oh yeah, real tough. Last but certainly least is the new female in Security. I guess her position was based on lazyness. Whoever was the most lazy got the job and she won hands down. Oh thats right she is on SERT. WHOPEE!!
I doubt very much the Sheriff DeMarco knows the facts about these useless officers but I'm sure he'll find out soon enough. The Sheriff is not stupid and I doubt he would have placed any of these people in these positions if he knew the real deal. He'll catch on before long.

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that's damn funny shit.

[Thop ith you guyzzz]

I wannnt youz guyz to thop theasing my wittle joonia, oh thowry i thspit on youz. Oh, thit, I thjust thspit on mythelf too. LOL !

[Haa Haa Haa]

Too funny!!

Return of the Lizard!!

LMAO

[Stop it 2]

stop it you are killing me ! This is some very funny sh!t boyz.

[Be vewwy qwiet . . .]

Be Vewwy carefwul, if joonia finds you out - he wwwil be vewwy upset!

grow up....if you got something to say, be a man and say it.....

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[Double DD]

grow up....if you got something to say, be a man and say it.....


The fact that your anoymousm specks volumes about youself, I tell you what sparky, just shut the F*CK UP and enjoy the show!!!

[Double DD]

grow up....if you got something to say, be a man and say it.....


The fact that your anoymous speaks volumes about youself, I tell you what sparky, just shut the F*CK UP and enjoy the show!!!


D"ah I m soo tupid

Stop picking on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grow up....if you got something to say, be a man and say it.....


The fact that your anoymousm specks volumes about youself, I tell you what sparky, just shut the F*CK UP and enjoy the show!!!

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I said what I had to say B!TCH !

If you cant take the teasing - get off the site, or better yet cry me a river ! Remember this is an anonymous site, which is why it is so popular, all the people who this obnoxious clown has pushed up on over the years can now just come on here and bash away. I'm not going to fight this ridiculous boob and loose my job, get my a$$ kicked, etc. , so instead I ignore him as everyone else does and simply do my job. He has a skid mentality, (it runs in the family), and I'm very happy to just sit right here and beat him up in print. If you think that's foolish - whatever guy !

I said what I had to say B!TCH !

If you cant take the teasing - get off the site, or better yet cry me a river ! Remember this is an anonymous site, which is why it is so popular, all the people who this obnoxious clown has pushed up on over the years can now just come on here and bash away. I'm not going to fight this ridiculous boob and loose my job, get my a$$ kicked, etc. , so instead I ignore him as everyone else does and simply do my job. He has a skid mentality, (it runs in the family), and I'm very happy to just sit right here and beat him up in print. If you think that's foolish - whatever guy !

What's the matter?...did he steal your briefcase full of comic books?

[Chow line king]

I agree with be very quiet in his postings. The subjetc person in this site is a bully and he will get his some tine. As for writin stuff about him on here , who cares. That guy plays the politics azz kisser game since before he worked here so he cant compine if people write stuff about him. Tuff shit!

[Guest 411]

I agree with most of what the chow line guy said, I also do not care much who it offends as the subject of topic has been a pushy and beligerent cocksooker for his whole lame azz career. I do think that they should just tell him right to his face what they think of him though. I would tell him to his face but frankly, I dont want to be beaten up by an egomaniac roid head. So I'll remain anonymous too!

[redgate and beyond]

I agree with most of what the chow line guy said, I also do not care much who it offends as the subject of topic has been a pushy and beligerent cocksooker for his whole lame azz career. I do think that they should just tell him right to his face what they think of him though. I would tell him to his face but frankly, I dont want to be beaten up by an egomaniac roid head. So I'll remain anonymous too!



what a bunch of pussies ....i"m not gonna say my name because he might beat me up....you are the unbelievable !!!...i hope knowone in our dept has to depend on you biches to back them up when a skid or a bunch of skids decide to start swingin at officers ..you know what maybe he is a dick and an asskisser ..but 1 thing is for sure ..if i was fighting a skid ...i would deffinately want him and junior to have my back ..so go sniff your own asses you bunch of cowards...

[yeah right B!tch]

Another hack heard from.

The guest 411 guy didn't say he wouldn't fight with or for you, all he said is he wouldn't fight with an over the top azzhole fellow employee. I wouldn't either. I don't come to work to fight with or be bullied by you, that idiot or anyone else. That said, I would fight to the death in defense of my fellow officers. You see I believe in the fight with those skids, I'm not here to fight with brother officers though and frankly that guy is off his f%ckin rocker dude. So fault the guy for hisopinion, but I agree with all of those guys above who wouldn't fight with those two nut jobs. It just isn't worth it.

I have more problems with brother officers then I do with the skids.
Vito and the rest of the morons in the union have painted us into a corner.
What are we going to do with an extra 110 Officers plus the 40 who are in District and will be kicked out very soon?
We followed Vito and now we have a Deputy as Sheriff and a Deputy as UnderSheriff. We did not support Spota for DA. We didn't support Levy. We are two years without a contract with no hope in site! Oh boy we got one K-9 Officer and a bag of leaves for new uniforms, thanks Vito!

I have more problems with brother officers then I do with the skids.
Vito and the rest of the morons in the union have painted us into a corner.
What are we going to do with an extra 110 Officers plus the 40 who are in District and will be kicked out very soon?
We followed Vito and now we have a Deputy as Sheriff and a Deputy as UnderSheriff. We did not support Spota for DA. We didn't support Levy. We are two years without a contract with no hope in site! Oh boy we got one K-9 Officer and a bag of leaves for new uniforms, thanks Vito!

Yo're absolutely right! If I were you I'd quit and get another job. That will show em.

I have more problems with brother officers then I do with the skids.
Vito and the rest of the morons in the union have painted us into a corner.
What are we going to do with an extra 110 Officers plus the 40 who are in District and will be kicked out very soon?
We followed Vito and now we have a Deputy as Sheriff and a Deputy as UnderSheriff. We did not support Spota for DA. We didn't support Levy. We are two years without a contract with no hope in site! Oh boy we got one K-9 Officer and a bag of leaves for new uniforms, thanks Vito!

You're right we should of backed Demarco, and Levy, it did the Deps a whole lot of good! Stop crying you baby!

[Chop - Chop - Chop]

What a stupid post. The Deps DID support Levy, Demarco, and Spota and they still got thier OT chopped to the bone. I heard that a lot of Deps are wondering what the hell happened? "Thier guy" won the top spot and within a week he cut OT to over six command posts. These guys are getting less than us in OT, they got the sh!tiest contract I have ever seen, they are still out of District, they still aren't doing the overnight trips - lets face it, the deps aren't getting anything at all. We were divided on who we supported for the election and so far Demarco has been pretty good with us. I know, I know guys keep saying give him time to f%ck us and he will. But I'm not so sure. I supported Tisch as a union guy but frankly I think Vito sold us a bill of goods and a big fat lie. This guy ain't so bad.

[Big Fat Lies ?]

Do you know how to tell if Vito is lying?

If his lips are moving and he's not ordering food.

So, armed with the above information then one must surmise that anytime Vito speaks he is telling a BIG FAT LIE ! Get it - BIG FAT LIE LOL LOL LOL

Yeah like he might return a call.......He never listened to the members .......And now that he no longer performs belly flops for scoobie snacks for good old boy's Al and Walter. He will listen to no one except, The internal rumble of his own infernal Gut.

I have more problems with brother officers then I do with the skids.
Vito and the rest of the morons in the union have painted us into a corner.
What are we going to do with an extra 110 Officers plus the 40 who are in District and will be kicked out very soon?
We followed Vito and now we have a Deputy as Sheriff and a Deputy as UnderSheriff. We did not support Spota for DA. We didn't support Levy. We are two years without a contract with no hope in site! Oh boy we got one K-9 Officer and a bag of leaves for new uniforms, thanks Vito!

Grief counseling is available if I am not mistaken, take advantage of it Sadsack :cry: