Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday

[Send Suozzi A Greeting]

dear Suozzola,

having birthday to you.

Love, Craig

[CookieDough]

I just love birthdays:

We made you this birthday cake
If you hurry you won't be late
If you moan and groan and woe,
Don't forget we told you so.

Rest in peace, TOH GOP

It's the last candle, you'll be blowing out. :D

[Suozzi Birthday Bash]

A splendid time was had by all. If I had paid my $250 VIP rate at the door, instead of merely paying my age, I just might have seen such wonderful people and things:


1) Lorna Goodman in a leather skirt walking Art Gianelli on a leash with a studded leather collar.

2) Pete Sylver administering a birthday spanking to a gleeful Tom Suozzi, who was dressed in an Angus Young style British Schoolboy outfit.

3) Several hundred miniature Ali Mirzas clones dressed like the Oompa Loompas from Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, serving tiny hot dogs and miniature quiche to the VIPs. Is heard throughout the evening muttering something about, "someday we'll take Elmont and Kashmir back from those running dog infidels."

4) Peter Reinharz impresses the crowd with tales of juvenile criminality. Then pokes special guest Al Samenga with an electrified cattle prod several hundred times.

5) Dave Mejias practices Shotokan Karate moves on an unidentified female bartender.

6) David Denenberg getting proofed at the drinkline until they notice his "prison tat" which reads "Fresh Meat."

7) Judge Gross advising several big beefy guys in turtleneck shirts and Italian Suit jackets on where to bring that truck load of cash they needed to "move" discreetly.

8) Again Judge Gross is spotted ordering several large travel bags and a private jet plane ticket to the Grand Caymen Islands.

9) Liz Altmann is spotted playing spin the bottle with several members of the Democratic Caucus, and seems livid that every time she spins, she gets Judy Jacobs.

10) Liz Botwin receiving "beauty tips" from Leon Spinks.

11) Trish Ferrell tries to say "hi" to people, but nobody seems to know who she is.

12) Katherine Rice couldn't make it this evening. The Amtrak out of Philadelphia was detained in Newark due to a so called "Police Action."

13) Several drunken deputy commissioners trying to figure out how to use those tiny PBA "comp" badges to pass themselves off as real policemen.

14) Howie Weitzman and Ian Siegal engaged in a heated game of full contact one on one basketball.

15) Harvey Levinson sitting brooding in the corner, muttering something about how a progressive income tax for Nassau County really is a good idea.... Then he kicks a homeless person.

16) Jay Jacobs showing the Directors Cut addition of his favorite movie, Meatballs. Then passing himself off as a bigshot to several pre-teens who do not know any better. Gerard Terry is somewhere nearby.

17) Craig Love makes a guest appearance dressed as "Eddie," the Leatherclad Biker Meatloaf role in Rocky Horror. Tom Suozzi, dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter, stabs him with an ice pick, then serves him as the main course.

18) A grounds crew of political consultants with Nassau County Parks Department Jackets provide security and clean up duties at $65 an hour.

19) A visibly annoyned and shaken North Hempstead Supervisor explaining to Judge Gross than he knows nobody in the Cayman Islands, and that his name and the island's name are merely homonyms.

20) Overhearing the conversation between Kaimen and Gross, former CSEA President Jane D'amico begins to press Tom Suozzi for pension rights for all Homonyms under the next collective bargaining agreement.

[funny bones]

very effing funny u all

[Candel in the wind]

Birthday parties are for children under 10, which if one add's up 4 plus 3 , eguals 7, then we should be celebrating the Swazeee's 7 th birthday, who out there would trust their family dog to a sadistic 7 year old run a muck. Dog bites him "lawsuit" dog dies from smack to the head he's a hero, alibet a wacko. This boy is a sad case.

One can only assume that they did not extorte enough money from his mothers friends at the ladies who lunch party in Glen Cove, so now lets bring in the young who can pay their age, but can not afford to stay in Nassau, would that be 18, 25, 30, 35, 40 ???? What a sad parade of a man who thinks he is the Sun King and born under some divine rite to rule. His developer friends , how old are they??? Did they pay their age at the birthdat party.

Nassau County has now become the cash cow that this imbical milked his tit at, all of Nassau is now looking like the Great City of Glen Cove.