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Panther
07-20-2005, 11:20 PM
Dr. Rankin will be forced out of the Health Department by the election. One West is tired of his inability to perform and will replace him with a black female doctor. Dr. Ackman wins this battle but will lose the war.
Rankin is stupid. Very stupid.
You dont need to worry about him reading this becuase I hear he cant use a computer. i hear he goes all over to ask people to help becuase his computer is "broken"
The only thing broken is his brain.
The string of white comissioners is the only thing that will be broken. Brooklyn style.
Rankin is so stupid.....
08-12-2005, 11:16 PM
Rankin is so stupid.....
he thought Grape Nuts was an STD
he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
when the computer said "Press any key to continue", he couldn't find the 'Any' key
he ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese"
(you do like McDonald's don't you, Deputy Commissioner?)
Ackman is so fired....
08-12-2005, 11:42 PM
Rankin is so stupid.....
he thought Grape Nuts was an STD
he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
when the computer said "Press any key to continue", he couldn't find the 'Any' key
he ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese"
(you do like McDonald's don't you, Deputy Commissioner?)
Ackman is so fired that
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of his office.
...his secretary began responding to his memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...Mary Curtis asked if he still had a copy of his 5 year contract.
...staff have noticed co-workers measuring his office (not for the move to 60 CLB!)
Brooklyn style!
Rankin is so stupid....
08-17-2005, 10:25 PM
Rankin is so stupid.....
he thought Grape Nuts was an STD
he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
when the computer said "Press any key to continue", he couldn't find the 'Any' key
he ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese"
(you do like McDonald's don't you, Deputy Commissioner?)
Is there any way to keep Dr. Ackman from going on vacation?
Panther
09-09-2005, 09:37 PM
Told you so!
Dr. Rankin will be forced out of the Health Department by the election. One West is tired of his inability to perform and will replace him with a black female doctor. Dr. Ackman wins this battle but will lose the war.
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