Saffron Curtains in Eisenhower Park

[Suoz's Newest Vision]

Suozzi is forcing the inmates at NCC to sew together their orange jumpsuits and then he'll have the seasonals at the Parks Department hang them up in trees all over Eisenhower Park. He'll take NCPD off gang patrol and have them sit in the security booths collecting $10 a head from Nassau County residents to go into the park and look at this Artwork - NYC people get in free. The money goes to the fund called "Jacks who vote for me" - Jay Jay tells him he can collect a million bucks this way because people will veer off to play mini golf and golf - the fees for which he's raised quite a bit over the years and the only licensed food concession stand guy in the whole park - will give Suozzi back a sizeable cut of the pie since he's a Democratic Leader. Good IDA huh?

[Colored Horses]

I heard Suozz has worked out a deal with Billy Joel to buy the colored horses Suozz bought as Artwork that were suppose to appreciate all over the County. Joel will use them to build himself a Carousel and then Suoz will get Kaiman to evict some old lady running a Church on her property so Wang can develope himself alittle profit making mini-mall and Joel can put his Carousel in there. Levinson will re-classify the whole thing as a "I can make some money on this enterprise" and charge a higher tax assessment, while Weitzman's audit will find the County failed to properly surcharge the special needs children riding the pony's and Lorna Goodman will use the list of riders to sue their parents for Medicaid reimbursements for their Education - forcing the local school districts to pick up 100% of the cost under IDEA, instead of letting the State & Feds pick up part of the Medicaid costs.

[produce That]

...and it's coming this Fall

on FOX-TV!

(Really, you should send it to TV execs - you got the maikngs of a real reality-type show there)

[tax payer 999]

I wish I saw saffron.

That would mean that they had jail birds out working on the golf courses. Suozzi did this in the beginning but now that he is flush with sales tax, he is letting overtime run wild, while the prisioners sit boored in the cell yard.

tax payers and prisioners in saffron get screwed.

[Orange Candy strippers]

He is putting the inmates to use - they work over at the medical center and A Holly Patterson doing the janitorial and orderly work to fill in for all the union jobs lost during the Suozzi year layoffs. Meanwhile, the high priced management team just gets bigger and bigger and every year their salary's go up and up while the working class Joes get fired to make more room at the top. Suozzi hates the idea of a public hospital and nursing home and his developer friends are really burning at the thought of all that prime real estate land being lost nursing the poor. Suoz's hope is that the inmates screw up so badly, that the facilities get embroiled in so many lawsuits which he knows his incapable CA team will lose, that he can finally dump the whole problem and sell the property to Donald Trump who will want to top Wang's world by building a 120 story tower on the land.

[Under Negotiation]

I heard Suozzi is offering merit bonus increases to any DSS worker who can catch a rat because he intends to make the rat house his first stop in the new Suozzi Zoo.

I also heard he is in negotiations with Michael Jackson to buy some of Mike's starving animals from Neverland. Suozzi believes he can make a trade - our foster care children for Mike's animals.

[Plastic bottles]

This just in. Tom Suozzi has instructed his Democratic soldiers that while they run around the County collecting signatures on petitions, they are to hunt and collect all the recycleables they can. He needs as many plastic bottles and cans and things as they can muster because he's got to get the money he spent on glossy brochures of his moleless face back into the Dem's fund before the other Dems running for office realize Suozzi's tax and spend policies go beyond the County budget and into their own party's coffeurs. I'm told that any walker who collects at least $200 in bottles and cans will be pardoned from punishment if they fail in their quota of signatures.

[No Way Jose]

This just in. Tom Suozzi has instructed his Democratic soldiers that while they run around the County collecting signatures on petitions, they are to hunt and collect all the recycleables they can. He needs as many plastic bottles and cans and things as they can muster because he's got to get the money he spent on glossy brochures of his moleless face back into the Dem's fund before the other Dems running for office realize Suozzi's tax and spend policies go beyond the County budget and into their own party's coffeurs. I'm told that any walker who collects at least $200 in bottles and cans will be pardoned from punishment if they fail in their quota of signatures.



He's going to use that bottle and can cash as walk around money to keep Pete Sylver well stocked in dem pep mint paddies.

[Free Flowers & the Pr]

Where the flowers come from

I hear the flowers Suozzi is planting in the parks come from his good friends Reverend Murphy - the guy who likes the I'm for abortion but there should be less - speach - and Reverend Ramirez - the guy who loves illegal latino immigrants and day laborer camps. Seems the Chief Priests have instructed all their other priests that they are to take the flowers from the funerals, weddings and christenings they attend and donate them to Suozzi for use in the Parks because Suozzi is broke and has no money for flowers - which he needs to plant being this is an election year and he hasn't done a damned thing so far.

I'm almost afraid to ask where the park benches came from.

[tom and gene]

Talking about golf

Tom S, whos blowing who ? you or Gene C.
I know (its called a 69)

[Suozzi is broke again]

The fool can't finish a 4 year old memorial to the people who died in the WTC unless he forces the firefighters from 3 different Counties to give him $100,000? Why? And why should NYC and Suffolk County firefighters give Suozzi any money for a memorial being put into Nassau County? And how come Bloomberg could clean up and start rebuilding the entire downtown NYC while Suozzi couldn't manage to build a couple of lego block memorials on a pile of dirt in Eisenhower Park in the same amount of time? And what did he do with the Canadian Geese?

[Loser Plan Number 2]

Suozzi's newest plan - hot off the real estate development agenda

Dss moves to Uniondale but Probation stays at County Seat Drive. Suozzi fails to sell County Seat Drive and moves Family Court to DSS offices. He says " those people over there are used to RATS anyway - and most of them owe their jobs to me so they won't dare complain". Suozzi sells 1200 OCR instead and rents parking spots from Wang at the Nassau Colliseum and rents AVIS cars to shuffle DSS workers & visitors back and forth from the Colliseum to Uniondale using Policemen as drivers.

[I am Siegal]

Thats because siegal is in charge. he's to busy shopping for shoes

[Canadian Geese]

Previous poster Q: What happened to the Canadian Geese?

A: The Canadian Geese flew West with our tax money.

WELCOME TO THE CAR WASH!

CAR WASH YEAH!

[Suozzi & Garage Sales]

Have you seen Suozzi's garage sale agenda? It's a brut. He's running around to garage sales from Riverhead to Yonkers trying to collect enough antiques to stock his county museums. Suozzi wants to push all the museums, parks and cultural centers to the North Shore, where he and his kind could use and appreciate them, while shifting the poor, working class and illegal immigrants and his labor camps down South - where "those people" belong. If re-elected, Suozzi promises his wealthy friends that he will then cut off South Nassau County from North Nassau County, and sell those Southerners off to Queens, as long as the NYC Mayor gives him a leasehold for the development of his high rise apartment buildings.

[The DSS building on EBAY]

Did I see right? Was that really 101 County Seat Drive for sale on Ebay? I thought those colored horses looked familar, but when I saw that address .... hymn - does the County Executive need legislative approval to sell stuff on EBAY?

It's easy.
You want urbanization? Either vote for Suozzi or move to Queens.
You want surburbia? Either vote for Peterson or move to Suffolk.